I take it back, I’ve just shit my pants.

The bit in the air shaft.  Dear lord.

I’m watching Alien.

I’ve never seen it before and it’s mainly incredible. I’m not sure what I’m more scared of the alien or the cat. That being said I’m allergic to cats, which I don’t think Ridley Scott was considering that when he directed it.

Filed under: posts that didn’t need to be written.

#publunch which I fact turned out to into a #barlunch at Start The Bus.

#publunch which I fact turned out to into a #barlunch at Start The Bus.

Jesus Christ Darren! 
I was only making cupcakes.
Are you coming to the pub tomorrow night?

Jesus Christ Darren! 

I was only making cupcakes.

Are you coming to the pub tomorrow night?

And I’m done. Thanks to everyone for your support in what has been quite tough times.

And I’m done. Thanks to everyone for your support in what has been quite tough times.

That’s the state of the t-shirt I’m wearing post bake.  Waiting for them to cool now, before the icing begins.

That’s the state of the t-shirt I’m wearing post bake.  Waiting for them to cool now, before the icing begins.

Wet and dry mutha fuckas!

Wet and dry mutha fuckas!

In the name of self improvement and development of my personality in making Oreo cupcakes.  I fear this won’t go as well as it should.

In the name of self improvement and development of my personality in making Oreo cupcakes. I fear this won’t go as well as it should.

“I was abused, it only happened a couple of times… a week.  It was my Uncle… One of my teachers at school, my next door neighbour, the man who delivered the eggs, my grandad and my Aunty Pat.  She used to read me a story, lift up her top and asked me to throw hoops at her nipples.  That wasn’t too bad, they were very big.”

JilL Tyrell from Nighty Night


That is the very definition of dark humour.  Apparently it took them many takes because Julia Davis (Jill) kept laughing.

Watching the Dot to Dot headliners: The Drums…

I say watching im fairly drunk.